I'm An Asshole_Denis Leary

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更新时间：2001-10-23
刷新时间：2025-03-04 00:11
Denis Leary / Asshole --------------------- (No Cure For Cancer) (Denis Leary/Chris Phillips) [00:08]Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about [00:14]you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our [00:19]chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, [00:25]maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver, [00:30]maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know. [00:37]I'm just an average Joe with a regular job [00:42]I'm your average White suburbanite slob [00:46]I like football and porno and books about war [00:50]I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor [00:55]My wife and my job, my kids and my car [00:59]My feet on the table and a Cuban cigar [01:07]But sometimes that just ain't enough [01:09]To keep a man like me interested [01:11](Oh no) No way (Uh-uh) [01:14]No, I've got to go out and have fun [01:18]At someone else's expense [01:20](Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [01:23]I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane [01:27]While people behind me are going insane [01:31]I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) [01:36]I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) [01:40]I use public toilets and I piss on the seat [01:44]I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?" [01:48]I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) [01:52]I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) [01:57]Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces [02:01]While handicapped people make handicapped faces [02:05]I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) [02:09]I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) [02:13]Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song [02:17]Ranting and raving and carrying on [02:21]Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong [02:28]Naaaah! [02:29]I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) [02:33]I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) [02:38]You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado [02:43]convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcabs and all leather cow interior [02:48]and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive [02:52]around in that baby at 115 MPH getting on mile per gallon, sucking down [02:56]quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned [02:59]non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when I'm done suckin' down [03:02]those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag [03:05]and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and [03:08]there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? [03:11]Because we got the bombs, that's why. [03:13]Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania-they [03:18]can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy [03:21]cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a [03:23]lick of difference because we got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not [03:27]dead-he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna [03:30]thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have [03:33]you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times, [03:36]that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John [03:39]Cassavetes (Hey) [03:40][03:41]And Lee Marvin (Hey) [03:41][03:43]And Sam Peckinpah (Hey) [03:42]And a case of whisky and drive down to Texas... [03:44](Hey, you know, you really are an asshole) [03:46]Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal! [03:48]I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) [03:52]I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) [03:57]A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E [04:05]Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf [04:09]Fung achng tum a fung tuma fling chum [04:13]Oooh oooh [04:17]I'm an asshole and proud of it! [by:8e8e.net]

I'm An Asshole歌词
歌词名称：I'm An Asshole
演唱歌手：Denis Leary
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know. I'm just an average Joe with a regular job I'm your average White suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on the table and a Cuban cigar To keep a man like me interested But sometimes that just ain't enough (Oh no) No way (Uh-uh) No, I've got to go out and have fun At someone else's expense (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong Naaaah! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcabs and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 MPH getting on mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when I'm done suckin' down there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania-they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin And Sam Peckinpah And a case of whisky and drive down to Texas... And Sam Peckinpah (Hey, you know, you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E Fung achng tum a fung tuma fling chum Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Oooh oooh I'm an asshole and proud of it!

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