If You Were GayLRC
- 更新时间：2009-3-11
- 刷新时间：2025-03-12 12:45
- [ti:If You Were Gay]
[ar:Avenue Q]
[al:Avenue Q 2003 Original Cast]
[by:8e8e.net]
[00:01.84]If You Were Gay Lyrics
[00:02.56]ROD: Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book,
[00:06.35]"Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me.
[00:10.40]How could it get any better than this?
[00:12.14]
[00:13.22]NICKY: Oh,hi Rod!
[00:13.95]ROD: Hi Nicky.
[00:14.66]
[00:15.24]NICKY: Hey Rod, you'll never Guess what happened to
[00:17.14]Me on the subway this morning.
[00:18.36]This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
[00:22.26]
[00:22.56]ROD: That's very interesting.
[00:23.28]
[00:24.01]NICKY: He was being real friendly,
[00:25.87]And I think he was coming on to me.
[00:28.36]I think he might've thought I was gay!
[00:31.48]
[00:32.42]ROD: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
[00:35.04]Why should I care? I don't care.
[00:36.98]What did you have for lunch today?
[00:38.20]
[00:38.50]NICKY: Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about it, Rod...
[00:40.23]
[00:40.49]ROD: I'm NOT getting defensive!
[00:41.51]What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
[00:44.49]I'm trying to read.
[00:45.87]
[00:46.29]NICKY: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
[00:48.71]I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
[00:51.88]
[00:52.10]ROD: I don't want to talk about it, Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
[00:54.30]NICKY: Yeah, but... ROD: OVER!!!
[00:55.61]
[00:56.02]NICKY: Well, okay, but just so you know —
[00:59.96]IF YOU WERE GAY THAT'D BE OKAY.
[01:04.89]I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
[01:10.06]BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME,
[01:14.89]I WOULD FEEL FREE
[01:16.70]TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
[01:19.98]
[01:21.00]ROD: Nicky, please! I am trying to read....What?!
[01:27.80]
[01:28.23]NICKY: IF YOU WERE QUEER
[01:29.33]ROD:Ah, Nicky!
[01:30.64]NICKY: I'D STILL BE HERE,
[01:31.48]ROD:Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
[01:32.90]NICKY: YEAR AFTER YEAR
[01:34.41]ROD: Nicky!
[01:35.07]
[01:35.51]NICKY:BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,
[01:37.34]ROD:Argh! NICKY:AND I KNOW THAT YOU
[01:39.50]ROD: What? NICKY: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
[01:41.95]ROD:I would?
[01:42.88]NICKY: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
[01:44.78]"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
[01:45.73]I'M GAY!"(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
[01:47.45]
[01:48.23]I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU.
[01:51.51]ROD: High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
[01:53.18]NICKY: SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
[01:55.32]WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS?
[01:57.76]ROD: Nicky, that's GROSS!
[01:59.29]NICKY: No it's not!
[02:00.10]IF YOU WERE GAY I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
[02:04.88]
[02:05.11]ROD:I am not listening!
[02:05.97]NICKY:AND HERE I'D STAY, ROD:La la la la la!
[02:08.17]NICKY: BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY.
[02:09.72]ROD: Aaaah!
[02:10.52]NICKY:YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE
[02:14.30]BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
[02:18.09]YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY,
[02:20.18]AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
[02:22.73]YOU'RE GAY!
[02:23.77]
[02:24.04]ROD: BUT I'M NOT GAY!
[02:25.13]NICKY: If you were gay. ROD:Argh!
If You Were Gay歌词
- 歌词名称：If You Were Gay
- 演唱歌手：Avenue Q
- 歌词专辑：Avenue Q 2003 Original Cast
- If You Were Gay Lyrics
ROD: Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book,
"Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
NICKY: Oh,hi Rod!
ROD: Hi Nicky.
NICKY: Hey Rod, you'll never Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
ROD: That's very interesting.
NICKY: He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
ROD: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care? I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
NICKY: Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about it, Rod...
ROD: I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
NICKY: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
ROD: I don't want to talk about it, Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
NICKY: Yeah, but... ROD: OVER!!!
NICKY: Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
ROD: Nicky, please! I am trying to read....What?!
NICKY: IF YOU WERE QUEER
ROD:Ah, Nicky!
NICKY: I'D STILL BE HERE,
ROD:Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
NICKY: YEAR AFTER YEAR
ROD: Nicky!
NICKY:BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,
ROD:Argh! NICKY:AND I KNOW THAT YOU
ROD: What? NICKY: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
ROD:I would?
NICKY: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU.
ROD: High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
NICKY: SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS?
ROD: Nicky, that's GROSS!
NICKY: No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
NICKY: BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY.
ROD: Aaaah!
ROD:I am not listening!
NICKY:AND HERE I'D STAY, ROD:La la la la la!
NICKY:YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
ROD: BUT I'M NOT GAY!
NICKY: If you were gay. ROD:Argh!
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